this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 45 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Reminds of the “This isn’t well done, this is congratulations” meme

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

memes are meant to be shared, not alluded to without context or punchline

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron cooked, in secret, a Master penne to control all others. And into this pasta he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all hangover cuisine.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Three breadsticks were given to the Elves; immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven, to the Dwarf Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine breadsticks were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else desire carbohydrates.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I've done this before. I lied down and fell asleep and woke up to the smoke alarm. Took a picture and a week for the smell to leave 👍

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Crunchy tho??

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The exact color of the bottom of my steaming pot last night. That's the last time I let it run out of water :/

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Oh no I didn't see that before 😅 just the blackness lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

well, now you got a smoked version of whatever you were trying to steam.