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Can I just summarise where we are, as we close 2023 ?
“You smell” “Do not” “Do so”” “Do not”
With a media and leadership like this, the only hope is nice fat meteor from the cosmos .
Shit stinks. Next story?
What's smelly Donald Trump's problem this time?
I've always assumed he smelled like necrotic fat guy.
Stinky Trump 2024 Make Aroma Great Again
I'm the smellist person I know believe me!
People are saying…
Base better do their research on this one.
Greasy fat fuck.
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In other news: Trump is a poo poo head
I am hoping the smell is a symptom of a serious fatal health condition.