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How do you not drip back onto it? Do you use paper too? How is it okay for me to use the same one right after Typhoid Larry? Doesn't poo go everywhere?

It just seems so weird.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

The one attached to my toilet has this setup to keep it from getting dirty: there's a plastic barrier in front of the nozzle, which has a mechanism that causes it to pop out from underneath the barrier when water is flowing through it, and retract back behind the barrier when the water is shut off.

[–] sbv 8 points 11 months ago (4 children)

How easy is it to get your asshole into the stream? Does it spray your butt and you need to reposition?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

It's a focused stream. You can usually position them forward / back on the bidet, then you just wiggle until your butt is clean.

Seriously the best thing ever. Get one.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Wipe first, rinse with the bidet, then wipe again so your ass isn't soaking wet. It's really not that complex. I have no idea how it would get infected with anything, it squirts water at a distance from your...stuff.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Is the irresistible and sublime pleasure of touching your own feces and removing them with your finger from your anus

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

i bidet every day and never touched my poop or anus

[–] xionzui 7 points 11 months ago

Most of the ones I’ve seen are attachments on toilets. So you do drip, but it’s into the toilet. I haven’t had any issues with stray poo even with no pre wiping. It all drops into the toilet also. It’s a jet of water from far away, so you’re not really in contact with it to infect it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Doesn’t poo go everywhere?

Not sure what you mean, but might be a misunderstanding. It's not sucking water out of the bowl. It's spraying a jet of fresh water. Some will even warm it up for you. 😁😌

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah ,ever pressure wash anything muddy? It gets everywhere

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

That's a wide flat surface not a butt crack

[–] skatrek47 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I use washcloth to dry off afterwards. I bought a cheap pack of like 50 on Amazon and keep them in a basket and wash them after each use, they definitely last the week or so between laundry loads. It may not be necessary since I think some people use the same towel several times but it’s not a big deal for me.

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