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That's a mouse

Bless you, Oliver. I'd much rather find a teabag in my shoe, you're doing excellently.

Oliver is BRITISH??? 🤮🤮🤮

He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit. I love when cats have personality quirks like this, makes them more interesting.

I imagined Oliver saying: pardon me, you have some bisquets around here, 'innit?

I had a cat once that brought home a barbecued sausage. It was still warm….I’m convinced he stole it off someone’s backyard grill when they weren’t looking. He was a VERY food motivated kitty - former stray who would bolt any food you put in front of him, no matter how recently he’d been fed.

He was also a typical orange cat (one brain cell). Had a call one time from someone a few streets over who begged me to come get him, as he was pawing at her closed glass sliding door, convinced that it was his house. Fortunately she could read his tag with my phone number through the glass (she was allergic to cats). When I went to pick him up, he thought I was taking him away from HIS house, so he was not happy….until he got to his real home, then he trotted happily inside. Sigh, I still miss him and he’s been gone for years.

What are you talking about? That’s a massive mouse if I’ve ever seen one! Great catch!

My blind kitten brought me a rock once.

One of mine brings leaves of some kind of water lilies from a neighbor we neither see from our house nor know. As the cats have (save) collars with our phone number on it, i half expect to get an angry call or visit sometime soon. Oh well. :D

One orange braincell

That cat is teabagging you

Good kit-tea.

Mine brings socks. He used to grab bras.

Half dead birds...🐦🥲

Someone down voted Oliver? This must be a mistake.

My cat brought home an end piece of a loaf once. She was very proud.

Mine brings bottlecaps.

John Oliver?