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  • You spawn. Not in the best spot, but you have just enough time to pick your weapon before you get slapped from a random corner.

  • You spawn. After taking 2 steps you run into a Brimstone, crouching in a corner, spamming his Odin. Easy kill. This will be a great DM.

  • You Face Jett. Both of you start shooting, but you die to a 3rd party before your 2nd bullet.

  • You spawn. Right between two agents fighting. You get destroyed before you can turn.

  • You spawn. You run into Brim, still crouching in another corner. You delete him. Right after that, 3 people appear from 3 different angles at the same time. You stand no chance.

  • You spawn. You take two steps, then a Reyna swings from the corner, instantly killing you. She's been there for the last 6 seconds, waiting for someone to make noise.

  • You spawn. You see from afar the same Brim crouching behind a box. You aim at him but you get 3rd partied.

  • You spawn. As you run, you hear someone desperately trying to get after you to get a backshoot kill. You decide to teach them a lesson. At the 3rd corner you turn around to greet them. As soon as you turn around, Reyna kills you from behind.

  • You spawn. Reyna spawn kills you.

  • You spawn. Sova runs out of a corner. You take him down quickly. You hear noise from the left, so you turn. Grave mistake, Gecko spawned in the same corner, right after Sova died.

  • You spawn. Right behind Gecko, because spawn algorithm. You start spamming, the first shot misses, you get 3rd partied.

  • You spawn. You find Reyna shift walking around a corner. You open fire but Brim spams you down from a nearby corner with an Odin.

The match is over, Jett has 40 kills and the 2nd best has 22.

I've played DM several games, but this takes the cake.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

In hindsight, it was probably a bit unneccessary and boring, but I tried to explain why I considered the current state of DM awful, together with the initial design and the annoying sweaty players, camping corners. It's actually remarkable that a one year old post gets commented on.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Nah I'm just trolling. Dms are insanely chaotic. Kinda wish this community was more active. Reddit is not good these days.