You want my social media? I hope you love pictures of my cat.
this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2023
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I reallly hope any girl I meet uses lemmy.
It hurts because Telegram and Discord are the only chat apps I use lol.. SMS are not included.
Ah, another excuse I can add to my pile of excuses I tell myself about why I don't try to date.
No social media.
anon should’ve pulled out his Lemma and asked for her username (not that you can follow anyone here afaik) he would’ve smashed that instant
erm, a username alone is not very helpful, so unless he asked for her home instance as well, i-
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If he texts girls with that phone they'll go "green text? Don't talk to that guy" anyway.
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This happened. 100%.
actually tho, this is the one real greentext. i have had similar things happen to me personally.
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