this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 42 points 8 months ago

If your discharge is yellow, consult a physician

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

And when someone’s telling you to eat a d*ck at Christmas just pull that one out and eat it while staring into his or her eyes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The real chad move here would be to start sucking his dick while staring into his or her eyes.

[–] 0x4E4F 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What if it's a woman... suck my own dick πŸ€”?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yes πŸ‘οΈπŸ«¦πŸ‘οΈ

[–] 0x4E4F 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I would if I could to be honest... the wolf is fat cuz he takes care of his own business.

[–] praise_idleness 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I was fired from my tenured position and my wife left me when they saw this open on my screen.

[–] Ghyste 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

So lovely to see more non-meme garbage posts on the rise again.

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