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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My brother in Christ that's why you ask questions on stack overflow

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Just so they can close my question I’ve spent an hour writing as a duplicate of an unrelated question?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)

1 search result

Github issue from 4 years ago

Self-closed after 3 days

No comments

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Or worse: "Nevermind, I got it working"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or

When your issue is the same as the other person's but then the way produced it is completely different.

[–] darcy 1 points 1 year ago

at least that way u can compare simiarities and try to find the cause

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or even worse: 1 result, the source code on github where the error message is thrown

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had one of those recently with MicroPython. Turns out I am the only person to ever run out of memory on an ESP8266.

[–] darcy 1 points 1 year ago

bc ur running python

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

did you ever get a a useful answer from ChatGPT? I never did.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If you ask chatGPT a question which is in any way niche, it will catastrophically fuck up the answer or give you the "As an AI language model" scold

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

chatgpt is utterly horrible at Minecraft commands, it just throws out pseudocode lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

My experience too. The few times I've been stuck and decided to try chatgpt, it's been completely unhelpful, at best suggesting basic things that I checked within the first 5 minutes of troubleshooting.

That was the best case. Worst case it'd sprout some plausible looking nonsense that took time to check and dismiss.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

yes just need good prompts

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It takes more time to engineer prompts than to solve the actual problem.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Only for well known stuff. If I can't find anything useful on the Internet, ChatGPT will start talking bullshit. Sometimes hard to catch but most of the time there's a reason why I still don't understand: it was utter BS.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

And then ChatGPT gives you some nonsense that doesn't actually work.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Welcome to programming for consoles. No stackoverflow, no google. Only official docs and internal forums.

[–] darcy 2 points 1 year ago

at least theres docs

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

What is this, c/nosleep?

[–] AverageCakeSlice 10 points 1 year ago

I barely even use stackoverflow anymore since GPT-4 arrived.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

To discover a never before seen error. I love that feeling

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

No results from StackOverflow: you’re either doing something really stupid or something cutting edge. ChatGPT is good for determining which of those it is haha

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Or worse the only google result is to a forum conversation for your core framework that has been open for 8 years and has never been fixed

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Only search result is a post you made 10 years ago asking the same question.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Actually, when ChatGPT appeared, it changed my way and understanding of AI