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Men, you've just dodged an ICBM.

You'll basic

That's the problem Katarina. You're hanging out with stupid people.

I am so tired of hearing this bs. Android cost just as much, if not more than apple (iPhone 15 cost $800, Google pixel 8 cost $700 and yes that's an Android phone), we have just as good a camera as iPhone, our designs are ever evolving meanwhile iPhone is stuck in the past by at least 4 years, if not more, and the only reason videos look like shit over text is because of the weird formatting the company put in. Please, for the love of all that is holy, explain to us what is so appealing about iphone?

This makes me want to migrate back to Android. This is the kind of woman that will be crying in her Tik Toks about being single at 35 in her car at Applebees.

This isn't a thing, especially when you can barely tell the difference by looking at the phone alone. It's going to be like 90% phone case, and most phones are practically very little bezel screens so you can't tell from the front.

Tell me youre a mouth breathing moron without telling me youre a mouth breathing moron.

Im equally likely to curb you if you use an iphone. You demonstrate herd mentality and that you dont understand technology. You spent $2k to use instagram and tiktok. Wow.

I have owned both Androids and iPhones and they both suck. I should probably look into the fringe brands.

I'd never judge someone for their stupid phone. Hell, if it's some ancient Razr flip phone or keyboarded BlackBerry type thing, I'll be impressed.

We're all in this boring dystopia together, dammit.

If you curve a good person because of the phone they use then THEY dodged a bullet, not the phone elitists

Real women don't care. Some of us even prefer others have Android

I got a pine phone is that k?

always knew that my blackberry will get me laid

Nah. I'm too old for this highschool nonsense.

"I prefer a phone that lasts as long as I do"

Pull out your Nokia 3310.

My Lineage OS phone is much more secure than your dumbass iPhone.

curve this waves fairphone

only because pinephones are barely usable and librems insanely priced! Or you can damn well believe I'd have a native linux phone.

Was it this phone: https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2021/07/the-maga-targeted-freedom-phone-has-a-breathtaking-amount-of-red-flags/

I'd probably walk out if I saw that thing. Not sure they ever sold any though.