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Apparently this reminder is needed.

It is a meme.

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 year ago (4 children)

English is not the only language with homonyms.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (7 children)

In French if something isn't functioning properly you say that "il ne marche pas." Now, in my studies, "marche" means "walk." So to me that says "it doesn't walk." I asked a native speaker about that and they told me, no, that is not what that means.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's like saying your fridge is not running.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Then you... better go... catch it... em... oh... Hangs Up

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Wait till you find out about du coup -

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Same in German. "Es geht nicht."

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Soldier, plug, varnish, wax seal, some dude, seal?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Navy seal , rubber seal, wood seal wax seal, Seal Henry Olusegun Olumide Adeola Samuel, animal seal

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

some dude.

My.....my lawn...

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Military, air filter, paint brush, wax seal, Mike Tyson, sea-lion!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (5 children)

That's Seal, a Bri'ish musician/singer.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

What's the common word for the first row?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The top row was a little harder for me as I saw soldier, rubber something, and paint brush. The bottom I saw all seals.

The top is Navy Seal, rubber something seal, and sealing wood with a paint brush.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Three of those are the same thing and the other three are named after each other

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I don't get how English is hard. I learned it when I was just a kid.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Google for a poem called "The Chaos". It starts with "Dearest creature in creation". Read it out loud without errors.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Here it is. I was going to paste the whole text in here until I realized what a monster of a poem it is.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a native speaker, dang, that's not easy!

A few words I'm not sure on.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

This poem could be the final test of an English course.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why use lot word when few word do trick?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

This post double plus good.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fun fact, the word 'set' has 430 definitions.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's quite a set of definitions

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If the set of definitions contains the word set, does the English language implode in a recursive cascade of paradoxes?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A set can totally contain itself. A better question would be: Consider a set, that contains all sets, that do not contain themself. Would that set contain itself?

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Come on, you can't count Seal the musician... That's not a common name in English speaking countries. I've never heard of anyone else named Seal

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

English is easy. The hardest part about it, which some other languages also feature, is a poor correspondence between the written and spoken language.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

English is only "hard" because it is shit. There ain't no rules for nothing. All the "rules" have exceptions, which have exceptions, which have have exceptions.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Damn. I keep being surprised by how many people take stuff online way too seriously. Good meme, you get my seal of approval

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Through, though, hiccough, slough, bough, and cough don't rhyme

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (9 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Navy SEAL is an acronym. Doesn’t count.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

So? "Laser" and "radar" are acronyms, but we use them as words

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

But an acronym that was intentionally made to be the name of the animal, so it's just a duplicate, like all three of the non-singer seals, which just mean to lock something in or out. There are only 2 meanings of seal here, plus a singer who named himself after one of them.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

But all the three non human non animal things basically do the same thing. They prevent things from leaking out or in. So the word seal is apt.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Count to two too many times

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

The lack of Lucille jokes here has me worried about the future of Lemmy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

3 of those are basically the same definition. And one of them is just named after another one of them.

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