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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ive legitimately bruised my dick this way. Had a giant black bruise across my shaft, pissing was HORRIBLE, and we had to take a month or two off from fun.

1/10 not my kink don't recommend

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It literally was your kink

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

You some how made me audibly laugh and cross my legs wincing at the same time

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

He's got a kink in his dink!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, you can actually break your penis and do permanent damage. Doctors warn not to do reverse cowgirl for example, a popular position in porn. If not done right the penis will break and you are going to have a bad time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"The penis will break" 💀 Also how tf do you reverse cowgirl. I have to research this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Reverse cowgirl is a fancy name for "girl on top facing away." It is a fucking nightmare for me, and I have been penis-injured several times doing it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This is a good place to start your research: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture

Be sure to check out the sources and browse Google Images on this topic for a while.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is actually dangerous guys. Be careful if she's on top.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've never had an issue if she's on top. But my partner grinds more than bounces on top.

Now, reverse cowgirl, that's scary.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You are correct: Cowgirl or reverse cowgirl are dangerous.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Been there, I still cringe about that moment. Couldn’t fuck for a bit after that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] HootinNHollerin 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This sent me to the ER. Diagnosed with ‘concussion at scrotum’. Balls swelled to like 6x size and turned black. Took a month to heal.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

BBB(Big Black Balls)

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

A thing that bends is still one thing, not two halves.