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[–] [email protected] 69 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That plumbing should not have passed inspection.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago (1 children)

As made famous by that Windows screensaver

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Just reading your sentence made the screensaver crawl it's way through my brain, in those beloved colors, fast mode.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Forever alone 😔 I have a septic tank.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Would you be more comforted to know you weren't alone?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Y'know, im not sure to be honest.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

If your tank became septic, take it to a mechanic, probably just needs an oil change. Then you can shit in it and fire said shit to whoever it concerns, sincerely, and with love.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)

TFW your neighbor shits up your butt...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] themelm 11 points 8 months ago

Back and forth, forever.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago

Reminiscent of the old saying

when you sit down on a toilet, you're connecting your butthole up to a city-wide network of connected buttholes.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

Thats a pretty shitty plumbing job.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Yes, this is how the internet works.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)

It always was a series of tubes...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I mean it's not like it's a big truck.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Before that (the sewer system) it was a series of pigeons.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Please do not shit on your laptop or mobile devices.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

You are not my shit admin!

I'll sudo shit my laptop, close it, and hope the package finds its recipient. (If its dropped, I'll try again, but with half less shit etc.)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Sewage pipes with right angles? I hope not!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Back and forth, forever.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Who is pooping with me right now?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Modern Plumbing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Scrolled to it while on the can. Looks like my timing will be perfect this weekend.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I need to know what happens when one of them flush

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Neither seem to be wearing any underwear

[–] sbv 33 points 8 months ago (2 children)

wearing underwear complicates defecation

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Okay well not the act itself, but...the consequences of doing it in pants should be inconvenient or uncomfortable to say the least.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Wearing underwear complicates cartoon drawing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This is nearly as odd as the fact that they aren't playing Shattered Pixel Dungeon.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I call em how I sees em

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I remember this mission from High on Life!