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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

What do you think smegma is and why would you presume you'd find any at the upper crack of this fellow's ass?

From this picture, if anything the secret ingredient can be suspected to be doodoo chips.

[–] MeDuViNoX 28 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Obviously his boyfriend put it there and he saved it for a snack at work.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

gross (not in a homophobic way)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

🤤

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

About as bad as ligma.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What's ligma?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ligma balls!!

Haha, got'em.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Which reminds me: does anyone here have any updog? If I didn't know what "updog" was, I would at least ask me.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What's updog?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Nothing much, dawg, what's up with you!?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No wonder they have a "Now Hiring" sign on the counter!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Just look him in the eye, give a firm handshake, and the job is yours.