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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I'm not confident that this device is suitably flared. The kick back might exceed the surface area resistance.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Just clench real hard

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

It also might benefit from insulation.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Is the firing mechanism clinch activated or fart activated?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I’m more concerned about the effects of recoil.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

It's fine, it has a flared end

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

Come to think of it, there were some twerking fellas on the grassy knoll.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Blow it out your ass

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Forgetting to take it out and exploding the toilet when you go to sit.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

When the mole people rise up, they won't even see us coming.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Is that the trigger at the upper of the blowup? How do you... uh... I dunno.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Just squeeze and pray...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Don't sneeze accidentally