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The last option on my dad’s Apple Watch is “Can I call you later?” and he accidentally sent it to the family group chat one time, so now that’s his staple response if he doesn’t have something to contribute to the conversation. Honestly it’s one of my favourite running jokes now and makes me laugh every time, no matter how many times he does it
Totally gonna be either your intro or your last line to your eulogy for him. Good on Dad.
"You are satisfactory" wasn't available
My dad has been joking around replying with "New phone, who is this" for years. Makes me laugh every time.
Wish he'd say something else at least once to mix it up though.
"Got milk?"
You are the random number texting me all the time and pretending to be my child ever since I've got this new number??
Thank you for reaching out. I am currently enjoying my drive in the all new Toyota RAV4 with advanced driving features such as CRT and Prius sound. I will be in touch with you soon when I am done enjoying my premier driving experience in Toyotas flagship vehicle.
The woke mob put critical race theory in Toyotas???
No, Cathode Ray Tubes. Gotta have that screen jiggle effect when you hit a bump.
Joe Biden made Toyota do it.
He means it. I promise.
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christain 🍕, @boyruminating
just learned that all of the "You're the best!" texts my dad sends me are one of three quick reply options in his Toyota Rav4
