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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm probably partially inside a dishwasher now and now we have to wait forever for the apartment managers to replace it and the counter.

AKA my life becomes slightly harder as now I have the first world problem of having to manually wash and dry dishes by hand.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I fall off the radiator attached to my wall.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I'm now sitting partially inside my couch's end table. My wife just fell down the stairs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Im sat on a turd

[–] Trollivier 1 points 1 year ago

In sitting under my telescope

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You just discovered the tensile strength of the color green is umpity dumpity 400. How does that make your left nut feel?

That's how utterly asinine these kinds of queries are.