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Oh, is that so? (startrek.website)
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[-] [email protected] 84 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

A fantastic example of the old "Physical access is root access" adage

[-] [email protected] 80 points 7 months ago

I remember one time that windows didn't want to give an option to shutdown without rebooting for updates. That was the solution.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 7 months ago

Or a not so forceful solution: Go into the Ctrl + Alt + Del menu, and press the power button while holding down Ctrl. Now you can do an emergency shutdown.

[-] [email protected] 53 points 7 months ago

I wasn't in the mood for research, the only thing I had in mind was "just let me go to sleep".

[-] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

I remember finding myself in the exact same situation recently. I was sleepier than I ever remember being and the shutdown screen showed an update pending. I compromised for an OFF monitor with the CPU doing whatever it needed to do.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

And that's how Skynet was born

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago

and with the mandatory "ssssh ssh ssh ssssshhhh" while holding down the power button.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

Windows + r, shutdown -s -t 0, enter

[-] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

I use "shutdown -s -f -t 0" it forces all apps to shutdown without windows asking you if you want to go back and save or if a program is not turning off.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

even the shutdown command is complicated ffs

[-] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Be happy the shutdown procedure doesn't start by opening regedit. I wouldn't be surprised, to be honest.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Not really

The -s stands for shutdown, with other ones being for hibernate, reboot etc.

The -t stands for time. By default it's something like 30 seconds. Putting it on 0 makes it instant.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

It only takes two parameters to shutdown, how is that complicated?

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

For a more forceful solution: pull the plug out slightly and then arc a screwdriver across the pins. Note: the screwdriver is consumed in this process.

Alternate method: pour mercury into an air vent on the computer.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Not often I learn something new with windows. I never knew that option existed. Thanks!

[-] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Someone installed Windows server 2008 on one of our school computers. The shutdown option was missing. So I asked the teacher about it. He also had no idea how the hell to shut it down. Pressing the power button would just log-out the user.

For at least 2 years it did fine with forced shutdowns.

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[-] [email protected] 43 points 7 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago
  1. Install Linux
  2. sudo poweroff
[-] [email protected] 73 points 7 months ago

Boy, Linux users really will take every opportunity to tell you they're Linux users.

I use Arch, btw

[-] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

You make me want to make a distro called "Arch, btw".

[-] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Based on TempelOS

[-] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

I use Arch, btw, btw

[-] [email protected] 65 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

PoolloverNathan is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

who are ya reporting it to, mr sudo?

[-] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Uh oh, you are on the naughty list.
sudu and santa - both start with s.
Coincidence? I think not.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Your parents.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I want less problems, not more.

And please don't pretend like Windows doesn't have an option like that.

These messages pop-up because the Admin wants to lock the computer down. It isn't inherently setup like that.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago

Just the opposite of that workstation cluster back in university. They had an account named "shutdown" that did exactly that. It had no password and was network-accessable...

[-] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago

I'm pretty sure that's a message you'd see on a remote desktop, or Kiosk. Both situations where you don't usually have access to the power cord either

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Nice try, Skynet.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Just type in the access code: GRIDMAN

[-] majestic 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Windooofs: u cant shutdown this pc >:(

Linux: sudo rm -rf /, huh? Go ahead dumbass

[-] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Sudo is proving you have the privileges. An admin wouldn't be stopped in Windows either.

[-] Astronautical 5 points 7 months ago

Actually, it's more like sudo rm -rf /*, since that bypasses the warning.

[-] Chakravanti 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
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[-] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

I tried to close the image by clicking on the top right corner, LOL

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

ChatGPT's gonna get you once it becomes sentient.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

It does not say you can’t do it, it just says it’s prohibited. It wants you to be aware you are rebellious.

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