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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They're called alligator wrenches for a reason.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I named mine Allen

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

@[email protected] this one is not a Dinosaur, he is my plumber

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Finding a good handyman has really become hard.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, I can't pay the bill... Maybe we can find some... other form of payment?

[–] 768 2 points 1 year ago

Could you eggsternalise this discussion?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

He gets paid for the job, not by the hour

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

But how can you differ? It can easilly be done later...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

who needs all these fancy tools when you've got this thing with 2 jaws and a ton of clamping force? Snap-On should be worried

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

the future is going to be so weird when we have living street lamps and genetically-engineered rats&pigeons that are compelled to clean up our all our garbage. perhaps we'll have genetically engineered crocodile engineers to fix up our infrastructure too. genetically engineered wasps that clean our building facades. genetically engineered window cleaning birds with a squeegee shaped beak.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Whatifalthist is that you?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

christianity is the sole reason why genetically engineered crocodiles exist

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

@DavidGarcia Christians took genetically engineered crocodiles from the pagans and renamed them.

@Exusia @InternetCitizen2

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I bet if you genetically engineered a croc, some other croc genes would fix the change.

[–] hazardous_area 2 points 1 year ago

Found the Vesk mechanic (starfinder)

[–] Sculptor9157 2 points 11 months ago

Exterior crocodile alligator. Watch me adjust this pressure regulator.

[–] andrew_bidlaw 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Flashbacks to when I got my first dental bill.