this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That’s some dark but funny shit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They are nudging their 6 year old child to try and lie and not to disclose that they are 6 and behave like a 5 year old.

Instead the child starts behaving like a cop and shoots a dog

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Why would police eat for free? Is this a tHaNK yOu fUr yUR sUrvIcE thing again?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Either that or a response to the mafia like tactics that cops sometimes pull, where they’ll refuse police service to businesses that don’t tickle their balls just right.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago
[–] PotentialProblem 3 points 8 months ago

I was an EMT for a bit. It was common for restaurants to offer a free meal or large discount while you were on duty. Chick Fil A was especially popular with the crew for how cheap it was.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Cops behave like a gang because they are one, just one with State funding

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

The charitable reason is that having a cop in your restaurant at night is free security

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

That actually made me “bruh.”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Yep, that's totally a cop. Free food for him.