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[–] [email protected] 70 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What the fuck, why?

I'm so tired of LinkedIn already, I don't want people messaging me "Let's play 8-ball!"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Please visit my farm in FarmVille!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Crap, I forgot to visit my boss's farm, and I need to come up with a good scrabble word so that recruiter takes me seriously! And I didn't post a motivational quote yesterday!?