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[–] [email protected] 56 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)
  • Viewport engineer.
  • Browser-space technician.
  • Microsoft painter-decorator.
  • Inferior decorator.
  • He-who-responds (on the bugs channel).
  • Scope denier.
  • Manager disappointer.
[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

inferior decorator

This one is going in my dad joke arsenal. Thank you

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Electron herder

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I am the worst kind of programmer, I'm a Scope Inflator.