this post was submitted on 14 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 79 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (8 children)

Somebody laminated my birth certificate. But what are they going to do about it, unborn me? Wait… will they?

Edit: What if somebody laminates my death certificate? 😭

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That's how zombies are created.

[–] Patches 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What is ~~dead~~ laminated may never die.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

"Comimg soon: RE-LAMINATOR!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

We've really gotta regulate these laminators.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Never going to happen. The lamination lobby has deep pockets.

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