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things dogs should not have eaten (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/curatedtumblr

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I'm trying to imagine the calculation that happened in the head of the last one, where they decided "if she thinks I fucked the dog it'll be better than if she thinks I cheated on her"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

I don’t think it’s that, I think he just told her he got crabs from petting a dog or something.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Imagine someone cheats on you with an entirely diffrent species. Like, they didn't just give up on women, they gave up on humanity.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm guessing the couple thinks crabs are like lice? Like you could get them from general proximity. Why is everyone assuming she thinks her SO screwed their dog?