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[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I think this would get you charged depending on the locality, do not try at home kids

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Image is European but I'm pretty sure here in California trying to obscure your plate is illegal. Though I'm not sure what actually counts against it, since I know a couple of people with those bullshit plastic films that claim to obscure your plate from traffic cams but not from people looking at it.

They don't actually work, but I feel like the intent behind using them could get you in trouble.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I'm pretty sure obscuring your plates is illegal in most places in Europe. How much anyone actually cares probably depends on specific locality.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'd be more worried that this could count as some form of cybercrime.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I made a joke elsewhere about Amazon's search thing using AI to generate a string that would crash the Amazon server and thought about that too afterward. If that actually worked, could someone be charged with a crime?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Id guess maybe, if I generated a string using AI and intentionally crashed their stuff, it might be crime.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'm only using the tools provided, not accessing anything that's clearly pointed out I shouldn't. If anything, that question field is specifically designed for me to use.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If I go to a hardware store and start taking a sledgehammer to the walls "I'm only using the tools provided" is not going to be a valid defense.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Not a good comparison, the sledgehammer isn't meant to be used in the store, the search function in the website is, don't be dumb.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Okay, the hardware store has a saw for customers to cut planks to the length they need. There are many ways they could "misuse the tool provided"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

That actually makes a lot more sense, I'll accept that. Although there are signs saying not to misuse the tools provided. Don't see any of that on Amazon. At least not yet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Knowingly doing something that could be malicious is still malicious.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

If that were true we'd see lots more charges on corporate stuff.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

You're right on that one. Just seems like they brought it upon themselves.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Where I live, you only need valid plates to drive on public roads. If the car is parked or you drive on private property, there's no problem. The procedure for getting plates requires you to not have plates for like 2 or 3 days.

Cars can still be identified by the VIN which is on the windshield.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Cars can still be identified by the VIN which is on the windshield.

You mean that tiny little plate of numbers you can only see by being up close to inspect? How does that help find, say, a suspect in a hit and run? You're sure as hell not gonna be able to read the VIN off a moving vehicle unless you're hanging onto the hood for dear life.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Did you even read my post? I said that you need plates to drive, but you don't need plates if you are parked (or on private property). If a car is parked, you have plenty of time to read the VIN. Driving on public roads without plates is illegal and you risk jail time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

There's no requirement for front plates in my state.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Charging other people for your own incompetence has a special ring to it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Not expecting someone to war drive a drop table query into an EZ pass database isn't incompetence, n'or is not expecting any other vulnerability to be exploited unless you have specific training to look out for it.

Even master defensive coders won't be able to write something that's impenetrable, just difficult enough to break into that it isn't worth it to 99.99999% of attackers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Sanitizing your data is programming 101 when dealing with database entries