Please dont take this seriously guys its just a dumb meme I haven't written a single line of code in half of these languages
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Also regular java.
There is not a single piece of Java software in existence which wouldn't be better as some combination of C++ and/or python. Chang my mind.
God I hate java so much.
We joked about .NET being Microsoft Java, but really, .NET is "what if Java was good?"