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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Movie: "Y'all check out these space wizards who can pilot big space ships at FTL. Check out these giant worms that shit magic dust. Check out a Special Boy who can see the future."

NDT: "None of this is scientifically accurate."

I swear the only time he’s relevant is when he’s bitching about some science fiction movie not being 100% accurate

Taking an ice-pick to "Contact" because it isn't realistic, and posting it in Tyson's DMs every day until he deletes his account.