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Each can is now their dinner until they’re all gone. What’s for dinner? Who knows? Could be chunky soup! Could be creamed corn. Could be pasta sauce. Don’t like it? Don’t be a little shit.
OP, if you want to be especially evil, discretely switch out a couple of those label-less cans for canned beetroots with the labels removed.
Oh sweet junior, looks like you have a big ol' can of boiled beetroots for dinner tonight! Better eat them all or I'll reheat them for your breakfast in the morning!
And that’s punishment? I’d keep removing labels if it meant I got more canned beets!
Found the serial killer
If you never tried it, get yourself beetroot chips. Best chips I've ever had. Especially those beetroots which have alternating white and red rings. Extra sweet.