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I wish my deck to be freshly cleaned and the fence painted (lemmy.keychat.org)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Granted! You go outside to find everything from your deck now scattered across your yard. Additionally, the fence posts are painted, but only on one side, with it alternating which side at random.

[–] threelonmusketeers 1 points 1 month ago

alternating which side at random

Now that is the most evil part.