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[–] Peppycito 42 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I mean, it's the best deez nuts joke possible.

[–] Peppycito 6 points 5 months ago

It's the best opportunity for a deez nuts joke. The set up, delivery and punchline of the joke were botched hard.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I like the candies one better

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Candies nuts fit in your mouth

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Let's find out sweety.

Crunches on I've cubes

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Peppycito 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Opinions are like assholes: I had mine surgically removed.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

It's a chance to signal to others that that you are allied with them, more than being a funny type of joke.

[–] Socsa 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I breathed out of my nose a little harder.