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Turned into a skeleton in 10 minutes
Yeah, also each query request was a human beeing. Such an unrealistic comic.
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Also rings don't make you invisible.
Not to mention, mysql is a database management framework, while in the comic it's a food stand! Absurd!
Not queries, programs. They have pid
Shoot, you are ~~right~~ wrong. They are processes.
Ah FUCK- mind said process, fingers typed program. But most of the time they are equivalent
The thing is, at first I actually, responded with "you are right". See, humans make errors. Also, this isn't a competence competition. (At least I hope so.)
Waiting for a computer causes a temporal bubble to surround the subjects and age them at a rate of x100
If a query does not take 30 min does it even exist?
The waiting is how you know its giving you correct answers.
Exactly lol. If it's instant you know you fucked up
ca. 150'000'000'0000 CPU cycles.
Got sigkill-ed. But of course, this doesn't cancel the request