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[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I have had more "straight" guys send me dick picks and ask if we can hook up (at my place, obviously) than I can count.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I immediately run when their profile uses the words “discrete” 😅

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

47, married, DL.

"Hey."

Bonus points if their profile pic very clearly has their wife cropped out.