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Lactose intolerant rule (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by sjmarf to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Just use lactase. No reason to Plan for the aftermath

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Using the beforemath to avoid the aftermath!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

And to make it relevant, just close your eyes. You can’t be sure it was a man’s penis or butt or mouth. No need for any questions about your sexuality in the morning.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

It hurts to have so much gas build up but man is it fun to make giga farts after downing a pot of ice-cream