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Lactose intolerant rule (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by sjmarf to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Is he wrong?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Yes, they'll arrest you for that in Wisconsin.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard 2 points 11 months ago

Fucking Sconnies. Culver's vegetarian burger option is a cheese puck, which sounds great but in reality an impossible burger would taste better. But it's Culver's and they're all about the cheese. I've stopped eating there because the whole thing feels like an insult in a way and I feel like a fat ass if I just order a large cheese curd and fries.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean swiping grindr while not being gay is like you're lactose intolerant while picking non-lactose-free milk.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean, I do that.

But I have these little chewable pills that help with that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

What's the straight man seeking gay sex equivalent of Lactase? Poppers?