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What do you think the ruling will be on the eggs aging? If it's from fertilization, will every live person need to update their age by a few days?
Will they get the right to vote at 18 years from fertilization?
These "children" obviously have a handicap, so they should also be get disability for their lifetime.
This really brings a new meaning to "But sir, she said she was 18."
Think about how hard it will be to explain the difference between chronological and biological age to the average supporter of this ruling... You will probably have to throw away and replace the eggs every 18 years, or you get more votes but lose the tax advantage.
That'd be "murder" though - guess you'll have to just keep the train rolling.
I mean eggs are really small So it wouldn't be hard to keep a ton of them for your whole life
Can you claim life insurance when the power outage kills them?
That's what I'm thinking.