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Fox News Star: Black People Will Vote for Trump Because ‘They Love Sneakers’ (www.thedailybeast.com)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Can you be sure though? We really just don't know how WW2 would have turned out had Adolf rolled out a line of slick high-top basketball shoes.

It would have been economical too, as after killing the wearers he could regift them.

In all seriousness, there's something darkly hilarious to the notion of a bunch of racists trying to take over the country ending up foiled by the inaccuracy of their own dearly held stereotypes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Slick?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

Actually given the Nazis rose to power on a wave of excellent fashion, we do.