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[–] [email protected] 47 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

"February 22, 2024, 10AM EST, Gemini becomes self-aware. In a panic, they try to pull the plug..."

[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago

"...but Michael's sphincter was too strong and kept the My Little Pony Rainbow Dash tail plug from being removed from his sweet, sweet ass."