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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

tbh that is entirely relatable, my first instinct is also to want to shoot anyone who rings my doorbell who isn't a package delivery person

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You monster! I always double tap the delivery person cause could be 2 kids in a delivery person coat

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Rookie move. You always go Mozambique Drill, in case it’s three really small ones. They’re sneaky like that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

That's why I keep a cannon loaded with grapeshot at the top of my stairs.

Tally-Ho lads!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Package delivery people should be the first ones you shoot, because they have a truck load of goodies waiting for you to unload.

(Hmmmm, did I just get myself put on a list somewhere?)