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[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My boyfriends grandmother loves to watch shows like ancient aliens and stuff. Normally I just ignore them as background noise, but sometimes I'll catch something, shake my head and move on.

One time though she was watching the one with William Shatner, unexplained mysteries I think it's called. And the person Shatner was talking too said "and there is no way we could build the pyramids today" and Shatner just said nodded and then said "why?" The guy mean mugged the shot outta him and they cut to a commercial. When it came back they were talking about something else. Really made me laugh.

But like fr though, bass pro shop built a pyramid, we build crazy skyscrapers and have hundreds of building styles all over the world, I'm sure we could build a pyramid today if we had too.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ancient aliens are also like „they definitely used the pyramids as electricity generators/substations“ or some bullshit like that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I mean they contradict themselves every week and the stuff never really have any evidence either way.

One week it's like "since octopuses live in the ocean and they are Strang compared to us does that mean ancient aliens are living in the bottom of the ocean in the city of Atlantis? Our theorists say yes!" And then the next time they are like "Is Atlantis actually under this Mesopotamia city? Our theorists say absolutely 100% of course of course no doubt no doubt."