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[-] [email protected] 73 points 5 months ago

I hate those fucking stools. I swear they were invented to be so uncomfortable that once you've choked down that mediocre overpriced burger you want to leave as soon as possible because your ass hurts.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago

Getting people to leave quickly allows more people to enter, which means more burgers served.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

always order everything to go and take it home and eat it in the comfort of my own bed.

restaurants are so uncomfortable.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago
[-] HerbalGamer 6 points 5 months ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

When you eat so many luxury burger that you can only afford a studio, there isn't any other seating than bed.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

You eat in your bed? Ngl that is nasty

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

In what way?

Genuinely curious if it’s because you might get food in bed or the act of eating where you sleep?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

100% because of mess

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Don't worry, they mean the bed of their truck. The airflow at highway speeds ensure all crumbs are carried away immediately!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

They're shitty amazon order stools I bet.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I assume they got them cheap when a school science lab was upgrading to something made this century

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

The first thing you have to do is

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Manage to price tater tots at 1 dollar

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Then what you do is

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