this post was submitted on 09 Feb 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

100% I'm masturbating and checking myself out in the mirror while doing so.

Then I'd buy myself all the things I wanted (assuming I wake up in her life and not just her body in my life).