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Anon cooks something they read on the internet (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Hell yeah. We are born as scientists and the adults around us extinguish that drive.

Kids always ask why. Why use milk, and not chocolate milk? Well, now you know why, and nobody told you.

Return to childhood, explore all those questions. That’s what you exist for! Questions! We are the universe trying to understand itself.

I used to be a terrible cook, but I’ve learned from those bland bean stews and barely-edible noodle dishes. Now I can eat everything I make, and most other people can too (sodium free, so challenge for some; magnesium salt isn’t the same)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

On a long enough timescale, hydrogen will start to philosophize its own existence.