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Anon observes a zoomer (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 6 months ago (3 children)

they all have this haircut too

brown-to-ginger alpaca, with a zoomer undercut hairstyle

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Damn why is that so on point.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Because they all fight over who's hair is the broccoliest

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam 7 points 6 months ago

The hair was cooler when I was a kid. We also wore onions on our belts, which was the style at the time.

[–] cantstopthesignal 3 points 6 months ago

They all look like Roger from Doug

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Actually being broccoli would be super cool, but that haircut is not cool.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

🥦

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Isn't that that guy from Twilight?