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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

"disqualified?! Me?! It's not my fault that your definition of swimming is stupid and demigod-excluding! Dad was pissed enough when you sports types threw hissy fits about ThE TrAnS-aThLeTeS, he is gonna be livid when he hears this! He sends me to spread some love among you warlike idiots, you folks discriminate and butcher me, he sends homosexual people to enrich your life, you lay words in his mouth, discriminate and butcher them. He sends trans people so you'd finally do away with gender norms, you discriminate and butcher them. Then he sends me again to calm you fuckers down and look what you are doing again! I've convinced him to not instantly wipe this shit universe when he saw what some of you did, im not vouching for your sorry lot ever again!"