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submitted 7 months ago by perspectiveshifting to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Also, adding neon green food coloring to your fucking peas isn't a poverty move. That food coloring isn't free. And it's probably shrinking your balls.

Sorry, I guess that would be "bollocks."

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What thr fuck are you talking about?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

https://preview.redd.it/peas-from-my-local-chippy-look-radioactive-any-idea-what-v0-wigkwpuskc4a1.jpg?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=5619926eb0ae933939342a37534a61ab48648422

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Aren't those just minty peas? I think the mint changes the color a bit. Which by the way taste atrocious, yet another terrible British food item.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

If you think that color is truly all-natural, I've got a completely natural land-bridge formation in Brooklyn to sell you.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Maybe not but we have very different definitions of neon green. That's like toy soldier green.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I once bought some Mexican brick weed that had been dyed that exact color. It was as awful to smoke as I'm sure those peas were awful to eat.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Holy hell. I can only imagine that its original color was...actually brown? I mean, shit, tobacco is brown. Motherfuckers would have been better off just rolling with that. Like, "well, it's a strategy thing. If you get caught with this shit in a real nothing-is-legal-yet state, maybe you can pretend your spliff is just a cigarillo."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

No, in this context you would use the word balls or nuts.