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“If you are interested in getting help with child abuse, here are some resources”
Hi ChildHelp, can you help me kick the shit out of some kids please?
Something about the little girl in purple shirt crying always gets to me. I think it triggers the memory of the tear-gassed "birthday girl" photo from 2019 Hong Kong
Good ol' C&H with completely random violence for no reason.
No reason? Don't squander perfectly good bleach. You know there are kids seeing in Africa?
A knife is reusable