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[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Jesus in the passenger seat "Recalculating"

Jesus it's been 5 miles we're gonna miss our turn it's here somewhere. "LOL recalculating"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Having Jesus riding shotgun would be a windy ride. He never closes the door.....born in a barn.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

I wonder if Jesus can drive on water

[–] can 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Just like Thom Yorke

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

A manger and a barn are not the same thing lol

[–] Aurenkin 8 points 9 months ago

Jesus we can't follow that route, it goes over water! Might as well use Apple Maps...

Jesus: Well that's your fault for asking for walking directions!