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[โ€“] somePotato 67 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Remember a few years ago when a teenager took an interstate trip to play cop and threaten black people with a gun?

And then he ended up killing some people and cried a lot in the trial ("I'm the victim" tears, not "I regret murdering those guys" tears)

And he became a conservative star.

Satire doesn't stand a chance against reality

[โ€“] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago

Nah man, that kid just intuitively knew that the one guy he shot was a pedophile which is why he cannot possibly be criticized.