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[–] [email protected] 56 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I can imagine for people who ~~are~~ want to be disabled this is super exciting stuff

Fixed that for you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

“It’s simple. We implant the chip. No matter how hard you try, you can’t stand up or walk right. You go through the process, then we remove the chip, and we take 10% of your benefits. Are we clear?”