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Oh no the neural implant project backfired, I must now spread the logs throughout the building an leave a distress message in Latin (feddit.de)
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[–] [email protected] 56 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I can imagine for people who ~~are~~ want to be disabled this is super exciting stuff

Fixed that for you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

“It’s simple. We implant the chip. No matter how hard you try, you can’t stand up or walk right. You go through the process, then we remove the chip, and we take 10% of your benefits. Are we clear?”