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Why are they so infatuated with this weirdo naval law thing they have going on? Like asking judges if they adjudicate under banner of a maritime vessel according to the Queen of Roxbury statute because otherwise their conveyance would be considered void by rite of Shaka when the walls fell. They just love maritime law for some reason.
They have this weird theory that the naval courts took over all the other courts a few centuries ago. Under the secret command of the Templars, of course (who secretly control the Red Cross, the Swiss, and the British Royalty—you can tell by the red crosses on their stuff).
I believe there is also a sub-set that believe that because they are not under US law, that only maritime law can apply to them.
I think it’s more like they think that since they’re not a ship, unlike the rest of us sheeple (shiple?) that maritime law doesn’t apply.
Tembu, his arms open!
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Brian, his license plate missing, his car impounded
But blue dude, when the dock-ore signed?
Stormee, when the P. Barnes stopped her. A camera, in the courthouse.
The law of the sea. Who doesn't love that?