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[–] DaCrazyJamez 37 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Man,reminds me of a LPT one of my college buddies told me: he keeps a piece of jewerly wrapped up with a generic card that just says "I Love You" in his house so that if he ever forgets a birthday / anniversary / whatever, he can tell his wife, "I didnt forget,just go look in the [place where he hid it]"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"Why is it covered in dust?"

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"you don't clean well enough"

(Do not actually ever say this)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

"Luckily I got you this monogrammed feather duster for....your birthday? Our anniversary? Shit, is it Christmas?"